modernday-siren:

dripping-adorableness:

trebled-negrita-princess:

MESSAGE

Whoo shit

ooo bitch!

angel-of-death-2015:

malfvoys:

malfvoys:

hands down the best twitter story ever

bonus

OH MY GOD THE BONUS 😭😭😭

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probablybritney:

@nasa please launch me to these newly discovered habitable planets, i’m done with earth

dakotaraptor:

this is fake because the mike myers cat in the hat would not hesitate

skammmed:

fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried

angelicky:

thegestianpoet:

do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews 

new ask meme: send me these #reviews 👀

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r-rebxllious:

teaforyourginaa:

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t